Re: Changing the Light Bulb - Through the Signs

http://miriamangeldancer.gaia.com — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:33:32 GMT

When it comes to light bulbs I'm very Piscean... My moon is in Pisces. I've always felt more Piscean than Capricorn, but I'm slowly groing into my sun sign. I've got Cancer rising, so I can be like that too... but years of councelling have done wonders! :-D

Re: Changing the Light Bulb - Through the Signs

http://ResurrectedOne.gaia.com — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:55:03 GMT

Hilarious.
Cancer here...heyyyyy...I'm past that stage :-D

Changing the Light Bulb - Through the Signs

http://miriamangeldancer.gaia.com — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:08:15 GMT

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI:   Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

LEO:          Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO:     Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA:   Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

PISCES:         Light bulb? What light bulb?

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