A Sarah Palin speech

I'm making it known today, I'm lettin the moose out of the bag. I'm leaving my governership , there is just to many dead fish accumilating in my office, there”s no water flowin. So I'm hot tooting it and hittting the road so that the people of this great united states can get to know the true Sarah, I'm gonna show em the meat thats underneath Sarah. I'm concerned for this country, we're letting the terrorists get away with murder. If I was in power I'd hunt em down like a wolf from a helicopter, once I get em in my sights their dead meat, I'll never let them get away with murder again on our united soil of america, never again that's right you heard me right, I'll nuke em till they glow. I'm no dead fish, I'm a barricuda that can swim sideways and fast , like deaths door nail. Thats right , I'm still here, and I never stopped being here I'm comin back like a comet with its tail rasied in fire not between my legs like these pussy footen democrate cats, I'm a prehistoric saber tooth tiger a blast from the past. I'm a hot tooten it in the spirit of the  g reat founders of this country, I'm a country girl, a real american, the genuwine thing, the real deal. God bless you all, and don't ya worry Sarahs comin back !

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This made me laugh out loud!  I'm not sure but you might actually *be* Sarah in disguise.  We're going to have to check ya fer lipstick and fancy padgent walkin……..yoobetcha.

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Thank you, Phil, I was laughing while writing it, and then after I finished, I read it again and laughed even harder.
                Yoobetcha I did !  LOL 

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oh just great, Peter! Do you blog? I'd blog this one. Pity you can't 'tweet' it, pretending you ARE Sarah! (as has been done recently with a brit politician)
S.

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if I hadn't sit so deep in my sofa I had fallen off rollin on floor and laughing. We foreigners love this kinda rantin about trigger happy patriots, thee hee.

My god, I just died when you stated this:
I'd hunt em down like a wolf from a helicopter

a wolf from a helicopter?!!! LOL

You must be the secret speech writer then. Good job on this one!

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thank you so much for your feedback Nono.  Doesn't she remind you of George Bush? LOL !  

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shivering thought - a female Bush - and yes (so help me god)

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Sandra,
  I just posted it in my blog, we'll see what happens.

                Peter