huh dag!!! what a turtle

I have never believed that I am a dag, not even when I am trying to fly the turtles and you think its impossible because I am a dag!!! No way, I'll fly the turtle and go around world riding turtle back. Do you think Im gonna give airlines a tough run for their money, sure I'll open my own Turtle Airlines and a little higher fares then them, why to push the poor airlines outta business only because Im flying turtles ;) My turtle airlnes shall have a little expensive fare with one turtle devoted to every passenger, its irresistable…. watch you skyline, the next turtle going through could be mine or I may be riding that turtle as brand ambassador for my airlines… :-)).. any idea …