Doggie Ears

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to thevet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned bothears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the woman that if she wanted to keepthis from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hairremover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The woman went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover.

At the register the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The woman said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days.'

The woman said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

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“I've really had it with my dog,” said the first guy to his neighbor. “He'll chase anyone on a bicycle”“Hmmm, that is a problem,” said the neighbor. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”“Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!”

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Confiscate or conflagrate?  Please don't obfuscate!

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words are such fun eh?

:)