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For Gaians to exchange warm-hearted and loving jokes, remembering that humor can be a wonderful way to comfort, brighten and enlighten. Members are encouraged to post humor that reflects the values of respect, kindness and compassion. In addition, you can post videos or stories that inspire, uplift, delight, or amuse.
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heemes : Philosophy Minor, Life Major
heemes I'll wait until someone else posts here on the Group GV before I finish off the Thunderbox series. My point is this: I'd like to know who's listening. (4 months ago)
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heemes Star Trek tonight! Woo hoo! (6 months ago)
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heemes I'll post it here too; I'll miss Andrew's unique, shall we say, wit. (7 months ago)
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  Nicole : wakingdreamer

Why aren't you married yet? (or again)

Nicole said Jul 5, 11:16 AM:
 

-You haven't asked yet.



-I was hoping to do something meaningful with  my life.



-Because I just love hearing this question.



-Just lucky, I guess.



-My fiancé is awaiting his/her parole.



-I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.



-Because I think it would take all the spontaneity  out of dating.



-I'd have to forfeit my billion-dollar trust fund.



- What? And lose all the money I've invested in running  personal ads?



-Why aren't you thin?



-I'm married to my career, although recently we have  been considering a trial separation.
  heemes : Philosophy Minor, Life Major

Re: Why aren't you married yet? (or again)

heemes said Jul 8, 6:36 PM:
 

Very, very funny.  And way too accurate.  :-)
  Nicole : wakingdreamer

Re: Why aren't you married yet? (or again)

Nicole said Jul 8, 6:40 PM:
 

lol - glad you enjoyed it.