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Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 15, 11:50 AM: |
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“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.” |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 15, 8:09 PM: |
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“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep … not screaming like the passengers in his car.”  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 15, 11:19 PM: |
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The unknown grandfather was a lucky man. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 15, 11:41 PM: |
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…Hi heemes & Gia , …will you & my other friends ' flood ' this thread with such quotes … …..i have gargantuan appetence for such funny quotes and would lap up as they appear here !…. love & hugs -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 16, 1:02 PM: |
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'May the wind at your back never be your own.' |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 17, 1:13 AM: |
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…..hahaha…i almost fell off my chair laughing !… ….kept reading it again and again… …thanks heemes for sharing !… hugs , yes, you deserve it for the quote .. btw let me hasten to assure you that there is no wind at my back !… …perchance you notice any ..it's not mine…i'm a swimmer !!…hahaha -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 17, 5:38 AM: |
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jagadish, you're a delight! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 21, 3:05 AM: |
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….thank you Nicole !…
” I am pushing sixty .That's enough exercise for me !! ” -Mark Twain
-jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 16, 1:05 PM: |
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'Everything has been figured out, except how to live.' |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 16, 1:09 PM: |
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'The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.' |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 16, 5:05 PM: |
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oh man, Flip Wilson! that takes me back… |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 16, 6:11 AM: |
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“You are a great friend but if the zombies chase us . . .  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 16, 6:36 AM: |
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Lions and Tigers and Bears … lol 2 |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 21, 3:15 AM: |
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“I am a great & sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, & all His works must be contemplated with respect” – Mark Twain (1835-1910)
-jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 21, 8:18 PM: |
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ahhh dear Nicole Consider yourself - -  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 12:17 AM: |
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Hi Nicole ! ….we are starving here !…mere hugs won't do …we need funny quotes , from you … hugs -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 22, 5:33 AM: |
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jagadish, I want my Nicole hugs! .
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 22, 5:41 AM: |
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((((((((Gia))))))) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 5:51 AM: |
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Hi Gia , |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 21, 6:43 PM: |
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Jagadish and Gia, you have an excellent sense of humor. :-) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 21, 8:26 PM: |
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I'm just being silly for my friend Jagdish!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 12:30 AM: |
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…Oh ! Gia , i look still more funny without those make-up !!… -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 21, 8:27 PM: |
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YOU, heemes, are the genuine -  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 12:33 AM: |
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..Hi Paul, …tell me the company you keep , i will tell you what you are !!… -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 22, 12:30 PM: |
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The company I keep is web based for the most part. I do love Nicole and it is nice to see this group thriving for these precious moments we share. Is that sufficient? :-) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 11:04 PM: |
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( quote :Jagadish and Gia, you have an excellent sense of humor. :-) ) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 23, 10:17 AM: |
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“Soap is to the body like laughter is to the soul.” Yiddish Proverb jagadash, be forewarned,however, I am the type of girl who will burst out laughing over something that happened a year ago. lol- true ^_^ .
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 23, 11:56 PM: |
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….Hey ROTFL!!!
….& i 'll 've the last laugh !!…
love & hugs -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 21, 10:42 PM: |
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“Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.” “Boycott Shampoo!! Demand the real POO!!!!” - Steven Wright - .
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 2:09 AM: |
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“When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?” Robin Williams |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 22, 2:30 AM: |
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“A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.” Shirley MacLaine |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 22, 4:04 AM: |
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sorry lost the bad hair day photo of me |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 22, 5:14 AM: |
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Hi Jenny! Is this it? lol  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 1:12 AM: |
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Where did you find that photo of me Gia? |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayTheRavenNevermore said Jul 22, 10:02 AM: |
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Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once, and you'll suck forever. - Brian Wilson |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 22, 12:34 PM: |
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“Beer is God's way of telling us He loves us and wants us to be happy.”- Ben Franklin |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 22, 2:15 PM: |
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“Time flies like an arrow - fruit flies like a banana.” |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 22, 3:18 PM: |
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hahaha am smiling broadly now, hi Gia, Heemes, and Sarah, Hope Jagadish you are enjoying yourself. Nicole come back. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 22, 5:24 PM: |
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”Steven WrightDon't worry, didn't go anywhere except to work. You guys are wonderful, been enjoying your banter every time I drop by here.And my hugs are free to anyone to wants them.Group huggle!Love,Nicole |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 10:16 PM: |
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Hi Jenny , |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 22, 11:09 PM: |
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' Man discovered agriculture , invented food . Woman discovered food , invented diet . ' |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 1:23 AM: |
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“No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” Kin Hubbard.  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 1:25 AM: |
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Seen on a sign on a palm tree in Samoa. watch out!! falling coconuts  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 23, 2:25 AM: |
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Jenny, you're on a roll! :) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 5:07 AM: |
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I just hope Gia doesnt come up with any more photos of me. Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 23, 5:47 AM: |
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Oh yes, that's a good one. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 23, 9:51 AM: |
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I adore Steven Wright's humour! Jenny, here's a picture of me. ^_^  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 2:56 PM: |
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very attractive Gia. Do you take after your father or your mother? |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 23, 3:16 PM: |
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hows this The umbilical brothers |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 23, 4:20 PM: |
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Jenny, ROTFL!!!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 23, 4:22 PM: |
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Oh and my mother says, “Grazie, Jenny!!” (She had LASIK.)  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 24, 1:08 AM: |
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I cant top that Gia, give me some time though and I'll see what I can come up with hahahahaah |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 24, 4:11 AM: |
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you gals are hilarious! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 24, 3:19 PM: |
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I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 24, 3:21 PM: |
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I really relate to this one. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 24, 3:32 PM: |
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I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. Katherine Hepburn
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 24, 4:59 PM: |
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Hahahaha!!! heart you guys!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 24, 5:03 PM: |
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*”The weather for tonight: Dark.” - George Carlin - . * “See 5 years old.” Said without any embarrassment; AND laughing while typing the joke! .
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 24, 6:23 PM: |
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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 24, 6:41 PM: |
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It's the visual - the PI visual!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 25, 5:32 AM: |
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:) Gia, love those pics! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 25, 4:31 PM: |
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The car park in my work building is so tight I have to park by Braille. ..When leaving, reverse until you bump the wall then forward till you bump the car beside you, then turning the wheel hard and reverse till you bump the column on the other side….eventually you get out. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 25, 4:56 PM: |
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The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 27, 1:46 PM: |
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I'm being lazy! Will you forgive me please. I'm just in joying -  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 27, 2:04 PM: |
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giggling away with you Gia. Hey Gia, what time does the midnight train come in? |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 27, 5:14 PM: |
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Hey Jenny - AM or PM? All Aboard for Looney Town!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 27, 6:26 PM: |
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You gals are headed to Looney Town? Welcome aboard! I'm the conductor; who's the engineer? Volunteers? Hmmm? Hurry, we don't want to roll off the tracks!! LOL XOX |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 27, 7:58 PM: |
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Conductor Paul, I am a VIP on your train to Looney Town. I am: Gia Prymaat! And not to worry, IF we should roll of the track what a feast for me! (burp ~ oh scusemi!) Blowing kisses from my cone!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 28, 9:10 AM: |
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Correct, I am an illegal alien on this train to Looney Town. And you Jenny? .
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 28, 2:26 PM: |
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About as alien as you can get. Heres a clue. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Jul 28, 5:44 PM: |
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D'accord, mon amie! This Jennie and Gia Show is like a pocketful of sunshine! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 28, 6:13 PM: |
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Paul, I played this 3 times because I couldn't stop dancing! Grazie moi amico! I needed that! This is how it felt! ^_^ This is how it looked! 
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 28, 11:46 PM: |
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… Hey heemes , i'm very much around here enjoying your laughter !… -jagadish
” Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover , an accomplicement in a bachelor and second-nature in a married man .! ”
-Helen Rowland -jps : i'm married for 23 years ! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 29, 3:37 PM: |
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jagadish, For 23 years to Helen Rowland? ^_^ Gia Namaste' my friend .
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 30, 3:54 AM: |
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….hahaha…fantastic , you 've really hit a sixer !…even remotely i had not expected that i will be made to eat a humble pie by tumbling over my own words !..you have pulled the rug under me !hahaha…i must candidly admit that you have really scored a point over poor me !…hahaha..i am immensely enjoying this one Giavana thank you thank you !!… |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 30, 7:46 AM: |
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“A married man should forget his mistakes, no since two people remembering the same thing.' - Duane Dewel - Right, jagadish! xox Namaste dear friend!  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Jul 31, 5:11 AM: |
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( quote ) “A married man should forget his mistakes, no use two people remembering the same thing.' - Duane Dewel - Right, jagadish! …absolutely Right Madam , as i heard that DD had our Gia in mind when he wrote it !…hahaha !!… 0xxx0 -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 31, 11:25 AM: |
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DD told me himself he wrote it for: jagadish as a warning not to tell stories to his wife! OxOxO ( LOL ~ 'cause now I'm telling a story! )  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Aug 2, 11:32 PM: |
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…give credit to even the devil …hey Gia mari * , you 've nicely cornered me with this !… …actually even in such innocuous place like Gaia i do not make direct reference to any celebreties , …that's why i used the word ' heard '… …whereas you 've made direct reference to DD & won it with a fluke !!…hahaha. 0xx0 -jagadish ps: mari –means ' baby darling ' in my mother tongue Kannada …the word is used affectionately for little kids like you !…hahaha!…
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 29, 4:11 AM: |
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Hi Nicole, I see you everywhere, been meaning to ask “How come green?” |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Jul 29, 4:38 AM: |
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Hi Jenny, |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 28, 7:35 PM: |
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Jenny, my cat said “Me and My Arrow” can come to Looney Town too! “I like 'dem!”  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Jul 29, 3:03 AM: |
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I've been working over a hot desk all day and you lot have been in here dancing and having fun. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Jul 29, 3:25 PM: |
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Jenny, Little Oblio AKA: Round Head and his dog, Arrow don't think so. ”we is puurfect altogetar! 
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Aug 3, 4:59 AM: |
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lol! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Aug 3, 6:32 AM: |
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LOL ^_^ Nicole!!! Good Monday Morning All. Hugs and Smiles! “If toast always lands butter~side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” - Steven Wright -  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Aug 3, 9:34 AM: |
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oh! I know, I know! The cat would land on her feet and then roll onto her back on the toast to have her tummy rubbed! :) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Aug 5, 2:03 PM: |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayheemes said Aug 5, 3:16 PM: |
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Nice Jenny! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Aug 6, 4:19 AM: |
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Hey Gia, Love your shoes, |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Aug 6, 4:51 AM: |
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I'm not going to be online for a few days so I'll leave you with my favourite lovesong. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Aug 6, 5:24 AM: |
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thanks Jenny! enjoy your offline and look forward to seeing you back in a few! hugs |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayGia [no longer around] said Aug 6, 9:02 PM: |
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Namaste' Jenny, You may borrow my shoes anytime. ^_^ In Joy your offline time. And ~ I promise to be quite as a mouse.  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayJenny said Aug 9, 4:00 AM: |
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cute mouse!!! Heres a new stick person. I just flew to Townsville for the weekend, my daughters godmother had her 50th. Its a long way and I've never been there before.  |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 3, 12:04 AM: |
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It's a mistake to judge a man's horsepower by the size of his exhaust. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Nov 3, 12:46 AM: |
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…hahaha…but Andrew , you cannot undermine its effectiveness in keeping-off people you don't like & the high nuisance value it carries…only problem is it's difficult to produce it spontaneously as and when required and the length & degree of intensity the situation calls for !!..hahaha… -jagadish |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Nov 3, 4:53 AM: |
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Andrew and jagadish, so good to see you here again! Let's have some fun. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 3, 7:50 PM: |
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The most difficult years of marrriage are those following the wedding. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Nov 4, 9:55 AM: |
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Really? Never would have guessed! :) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 4, 5:15 PM: |
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The honeymoon is definitely over when all the babytalk around the house is done only by the baby. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Nov 4, 11:01 PM: |
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Hi Andrew , |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 5, 3:34 AM: |
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Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Nov 5, 3:48 AM: |
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My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough. Noel Coward |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 7, 12:14 AM: |
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Nov 8, 5:17 AM: |
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ooh! interesting one. now, that would be spiritual age, not physical. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 9, 1:50 AM: |
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Nicole… tut tut tut… you should know spirit is ageless! Now, what do you think you should write on the blackboard 100 times?….. lol |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Nov 10, 9:03 AM: |
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hmm, i shall have to ponder that Andrew! :) |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 9, 1:58 AM: |
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Do you remember how old you thought your mother was, when she was your age? |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 9, 2:02 AM: |
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A pessimist is a person who expects nothing and is disappointed if he doesn't get it. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the Dayjagadish said Nov 9, 3:41 AM: |
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All desirable things in life are fattening or illegal or banned or expensive or married to someone else! |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayAndrew said Nov 10, 12:08 AM: |
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We wouldn't mind the meek inheriting the earth if we could be sure they would stay meek after they got it. |
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Re: Funny Quote of the DayNicole said Nov 10, 8:11 AM: |
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wonderful, wonderful quotes, Andrew and jagadish! |
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