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Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jan 7, 5:12 AM: |
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A thread for all matter of wise words delivered with humor. I love this guy, he cracks me up. This is from Garbage and the Goddess (Adi Da): |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomTom said Jan 7, 11:42 AM: |
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Here's a joke from Osho: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Jan 9, 5:59 AM: |
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pre_game_coin_toss_makes |
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Re: Laughter & Wisdome said Jan 11, 2:40 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jan 11, 9:30 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Jan 12, 11:49 AM: |
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“kosmocentric-it's funny to all sentient beings” |
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Re: Laughter & Wisdome said Jan 12, 2:37 PM: |
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OK you might find this humorous…I'll leave it up to David to discern the “level”. :-) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Jan 12, 4:13 PM: |
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That's some KOSMOCENTRIC humour right there, e! |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jan 12, 12:23 AM: |
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Yep, indeedy. After all, wasn't it Buddha who said something about all sentient beings! From: Ken Wilber Hi Folks, I thought you might get a kick out of this. It's the zaadz site, the “hot new young community site.” What I admire most about the younger generation is their fantastic taste, as evidenced in the section on the site called “most loved teachers.” The more people click a name, the bigger it gets… [then his email had a screen grab of this] |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jan 12, 1:43 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jan 12, 2:50 PM: |
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Ah, The Fonz of ducks! Was that eating banana? Wisdom right there, :) The duck was teaching us to cruise beyond ourselves! |
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Re: Laughter & Wisdome said Jan 13, 10:12 AM: |
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The duck was teaching us to cruise beyond ourselves! :-) Let's explicate that a bit. So the irony is the truck driver is a duck hunter with a dog that won't hunt ducks!! But what prevents him from seeing the irony and thus disallowing the duck to help him cruise beyond himself. He says, “I am a duck hunter”. This belief in “I am…”, in a personal ontology, blocks his entrance into Real Love. That is, because he cannot intuit I AM Not, he personifies himself and personalizes the relationship with his two wise companions and thus no irony, nor Wisdom nor Real Love (end dharma talk). peac e PS How do you know about the Fonz? Was Happy Days on the tele in Manchester? PPS you all might find this humorous as well. It may not be Kosmocentric but it comes damn close!! I think the ducks and gulls would even play but they would not be using a shoe!! :-) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jan 13, 3:31 PM: |
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e: Because he cannot intuit I AM NOT. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Jan 13, 12:34 AM: |
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David - that's kosmocentric! (We officially got a new expression here on the pod!) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jan 13, 12:33 AM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jan 13, 2:56 AM: |
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…….duck was teaching us to cruise beyond ourselves! and to not |
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Re: Laughter & Wisdome said Jan 14, 10:10 AM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Jan 14, 2:10 PM: |
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Hahahahah … that's awesome, e. :PPP |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jan 16, 11:52 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Feb 16, 4:39 PM: |
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Laughter & wisdom, delivered Stuart Davis stylee. He is funny! His grappling for the higher ethic is hilarious. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Feb 17, 12:32 AM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Feb 17, 2:01 AM: |
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Cheers, he’s a priceless little soul isn’t he! As I am having an officially chilled out morning, I will get amused with that in a minute. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Mar 8, 1:29 AM: |
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Q: How many Prasangika-Madhyamikas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Mar 8, 1:50 AM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomChristophe said Mar 8, 5:58 AM: |
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Ha! Very evil. Loved it. :-) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomIs. said Mar 18, 4:13 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Mar 18, 6:24 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomChristophe said Mar 22, 4:18 AM: |
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We live in troubled times… Small wonder that Jesus appears more and more often to ordinary people. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomChristophe said Mar 31, 2:30 PM: |
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Hey David, if you still want to know what The Matrix is about, watch closely… :P (hihi) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said May 13, 11:30 PM: |
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Pomoboarding - very amusing (and sort of tragic!!) :) blog entry from Ross Robertson |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomNickeson said May 14, 7:03 AM: |
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Yes there is something tragic here: a writer who obviously is concerned |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 14, 12:49 PM: |
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Thank you, Lisa. Funny and tragic at the same time! |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomNickeson said May 15, 7:05 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said May 14, 3:43 PM: |
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Well said, David. It really really makes me laugh, just how hung up we |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 15, 1:36 PM: |
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I think that's a good question, Lisa. I think one way to look at it is that it involves disengaging or not acting from the lower chakra emotions but instead the higher chakra emotions. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 15, 9:22 PM: |
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Steven, I will answer your points. Perhaps you could also tell us what you believe in, what your position is, what you think is the “real integral,” what you think is better than Wilber? |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomNickeson said May 16, 5:37 AM: |
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David, |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 16, 1:46 PM: |
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Hi Steven, I didn't mean it in an absolute way or anything. I just want to hear about your worldview, orientation, map, values, etc., and Wilber seemed to be a bit of a distraction. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomNickeson said May 18, 3:00 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 24, 12:45 AM: |
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Check this out, Chogyam Trungpa at a redneck bar: It was back in 1972 or maybe 1973. Trungpa Rinpoche was invited to give a talk on Buddhism at a Quaker retreat center in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania. He drove down from Karmê Chöling with a small group of his students, and I, who had been involved with him for a long time, drove up from my home near Philly to hear this lecture. In the evening, after the talk, Rinpoche expressed an interest in going out to have dinner in the neighboring little village with his students. His hosts informed us that there were only two choices. Either the clean but simple family-style restaurant or a “redneck” bar with table service, which they didn't think would be quite as suitable. Rinpoche decided on the bar.
The place had the typical small-town tavern atmosphere: clean enough, with a pool table opposite the bar and a room in the back large enough for six or eight tables. We pulled three together and enjoyed a modest banquet from the middle-America menu, accompanied by pitchers of beer that we lingered over into the night. Our waitress was a decent sort, with pleasant features and a competent, accommodating manner, but her patience was sorely tried that night. As she moved about the tables, Rinpoche kept squirting her with a little yellow plastic water pistol that I had given him earlier in the day, in hope it might provoke some excitement in Dullsville. Although our waitress initially took the wetting in good humor, it was obviously becoming too much for her to tolerate. I felt sorry for her, who seemingly had done nothing to deserve such treatment, and I was somewhat embarrassed to be a party to Rinpoche's uncouth behavior. At the same time, I was pleased to be in the company of one who could be so outrageous in public. I was also beginning to fear how far he would take it. After several pitchers of beer and considerably more wetting, our waitress warned us that she had had enough of the game and that we would have to leave if Rinpoche didn't stop squirting her. He continued on with serene deliberation, until we were asked to vacate the premises. On the way out, passing the pool table where a game was in action, Rinpoche paused to deliberately joggle a player's arm just as he was making a shot, causing general consternation and some nasty words spoken in anger. As we were paying the bill, one of the players came over to me asking who this Chinese guy thought he was. I replied that he was not Chinese but Tibetan, and a famous teacher of Buddhism. Out in the parking lot, after we had all gotten into the car with the windows open on this warm summer's night, a man approached from out of the gloom with a rifle in his hand that he trained on Rinpoche, who was sitting in the front passenger's seat. I was sitting directly behind him, looking up the barrel of the gun, and I clearly heard the man say, “I'm going to fucking blow your head off, you fucking chink bastard.” Silence. Mind stops. Wide awake, Nobody moves. A drawn-out pause. Rinpoche replies, “Go ahead, shoot.” I'm thinking that this may be my last moment on this earth. Then Rinpoche draws his own weapon and commences to shoot the would-be shooter with squirts from his water pistol while repeating, “Go ahead, shoot” and “Are you chicken?” The rifleman seems stunned, is speechless; immobile, a looming, vivid menace, but without any substance or action. After a time our driver decides that it's okay to put the car in gear and we slowly exit the parking lot, returning up the hill to the retreat center, now all dark, shuttered and silent, late on this peaceful summer's night. [1] |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said May 24, 4:18 AM: |
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Hi David, he's a prize nutter isn't he! He's one that I don't know that much about - somethings I read, he just sounds like a regular asshole - not so much crazy wisdom, which when he was acting like one was his general trademark, but I see he did a lot of good, started up some cool things, influenced a lot of people for the better and whatnot. I just looked at some mildly amusing stuff from his tribute page, here is what one fellow cheeky Northerner wrote on The Chronicals of Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche: - I just love the way people pay their homage, it cracks me up! Lisa |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said May 25, 2:23 AM: |
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That's a very funny poem, Lisa. :) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said May 25, 3:15 AM: |
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Yep, totally - I hear what you are saying. I think its very funny how he turned social conventions up in the air, we definitely need a lot more of that. I guess that is the key isn't it, the evolutionary context, and whether that context is fully apparent. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jun 15, 1:24 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jun 24, 10:58 PM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jun 25, 5:55 AM: |
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Lisa, that's really amazing! I think it's a beautiful, great idea. I would love it if they did it here. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jun 30, 11:17 PM: |
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Yes, what a beautiful idea. Art, poetry, the lot - it is a great idea. Perfect. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Jun 30, 11:29 PM: |
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Hi Lisa, I never knew they had coffee houses in India either! Although I have not spent that much time there. I thought they were just into tea and chai. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomChristophe said Jul 18, 7:40 AM: |
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Brand new translation of Dr. Nietzsche's Diet guidebook: “Fat is dead”. Beware of the side-effects! ;-) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Jul 20, 4:12 PM: |
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:) Very amusing Christophe. |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Aug 11, 12:28 PM: |
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Is that a childhood photo, Is? :) Owch! |
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Re: Laughter & Wisdomjames said Aug 11, 1:16 PM: |
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Yep, nice article Lisa. I see myself in that A LOT! |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomDavid said Aug 23, 1:44 AM: |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Sep 1, 1:09 PM: |
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That's a corker, David. He's a case, and really makes me laugh. :) |
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Re: Laughter & WisdomLisaji said Sep 1, 3:07 PM: |
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Keith Martin-Smiths blog: The Gamble of a Lifetime . Rocking attitude, wise words. |
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