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Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 15, 2006, 9:37 PM:

eBuzz additions are way too good to pass. EnjoY, release your beliefs & hold your belly! :)

Freudianism - I am fascinated by this sh*t! Tell me about your mother's sh*t.
Jungianism - I am in sync with this sh*t.
Slackerism - I hate this sh*t.
Whole Foodism - I like my sh*t organic and cage free.
Veganism - This sh*t needs more humus and sprouts.
Republicanism - Don't give a sh*t.
Democratic - Give sh*t to those in need.
Green Partyism - Save that sh*t!
Blue Collarism - Same sh*t, different day.
Southernism - Holy Sheeeeyit! (asterisk unnecessary)
Northernism - Shoot!
Politicalism - Talking sh*t.
Globalism - Spread that sh*t!
Nationalism - I pledge alliegiance to the sh*t.
Sterilism - My sh*t don't stink!
Fundamentalism - Only our sh*t exists.
Politically Correctism - Heavenly properties embued feces!! (holy sh*t!)
Pragmatism - This sh*t is good enough.
Eroticism - See Globalism.
Neanderthalism - Primal sh*t.
Gaiaism - The Mother of all Sh*t.
Bushism - Dumb sh*t!

And one more anonymous addition :)
Zaadzland: Zaadz grow ~~with/~~despite all that sh*t.

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Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

ROD said Aug 17, 2006, 10:53 AM:

In honor of my Jedi Master E Buzz

Don't forget

Spiritualism We're all Sh*t.
Integralism again Green Sh*t turning to Yellow Sh*t.
Nihilism Who gives a Sh*t.
Communism The People's Sh*t.
Socialism Everybody's Sh*t
Capitalism Sh*t you don't need.
Rastafarianism again Good Sh*t, Mon.
Reductionism That's not Sh*t, it's Breakfast.
Scientology Don't tell anyone we Sh*t.
Celebrity-ism Have you seen my latest Sh*t?
Sexism I'm into that Sh*t
Racism Just some f*cked up Sh*t.
Subjectivism That's Sh*t alright!
Objectivism Absolute Sh*t.
Enviromentalism Sh*t Huggers.
Narcissism Enough of that Sh*t. What about my Sh*t?
Crimminalism Gotta take a Sh*t.

So this is how we're gonna change the World????

Holler!!! YEEEEHAAAAA!!
Love One Another Ya'll

Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

ROD said Aug 17, 2006, 11:56 AM:

more stragglers…

Fascism Total Sh*t.
Imperialism Royal Sh*t.
Depression I can't take this Sh*t.
The Media Full of Sh*t.
Negativity No Sh*t!
Modernism This Sh*t's got to change.
Postmodernism That's not my Sh*t.
Pluralism I'm okay with this Sh*t.
Existentialism What's the meaning of this Sh*t.

and finally
Zaadz Community to Rod Enough of this Sh*t!!!

Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 17, 2006, 8:48 PM:

This is becoming a joyful 'sh*ty” addiction…

eBuzz and Rod you are leading Zaadz into a new unchartered territory! :)

It seems we are not alone in finding joy in these…. Some consider them the “TRUTHS” V

#18 - FUNNY POLITICAL; LEGAL; AND RELIGIONS PICTURES

Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 18, 2006, 7:52 AM:

E Buzz said…

Holy Schnikeys! What have we started?! Oh well, here's some more sh*t!!

Reaganism - I don't recall that sh*t.
Cheneyism - Shoot the sh*t.
Maoism - Sh*t is poison.
Nixonism - Record that sh*t.
Clintonism - I will give a cigar for that sh*t.
Al Qaidaism - Swear jihad on that sh*t.
Terrorism - Blow that sh*t up!
Agriculturalism - Grow that sh*t.
Monarchism - The sh*t is dead. Long live the sh*t.
Barbarianism - Conquer that sh*t.
Federalism - Beareaucratize that sh*t.
Anarchism - Every sh*t for itself.
Hypochondriasm - Sick of the sh*t.
Homophobism - Is that sh*t hitting on me?
Elitism - Too good for that sh*t.
Heterosexualism - Love only the opposite sh*t.
Curmudgeonism - Grumpy old sh*t.

There's another helping of sh*t for all!

E Buzz dishin' in out!

NB ~~Sh*t, sh*t~~ everywhere, and I thought I sprouted Joy… :)

Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 18, 2006, 7:57 PM:

ROD said Today, 1:23 PM:
I sense my Master's (E Buzz) Presence. I am not a Jedi yet.

Forgive me Master. Stop me before I type again. It's the Dark Side……

20's Roaring Sh*t..
30's Depressing Sh*t.
40's World Wide Sh*t.
50's Birth of Sh*t and Roll.
60's Make Sh*t not War. Or All we are saying is give Sh*t a chance.
70's What Sign is your Sh*t.
80's I've got Stock in that Sh*t.
90's Holistic Sh*t.
2000 My Stock hit the Sh*tter.
2012 The Sh*t's gonna hit the Fan.

To think we're grown (allegedly mature) men.

Yep. I know. I 've got no chance of Enlightenment in this lifetime. Too much residual Sh*t.

E Buzz - Head Bowed - Eyes Diverted….

Darina I blame YOU!!! ; )

This just in…..

IDEALISM This Sh*'t's to good to be true. (inspired by Brian's gig on Integral Naked)

Holler!!!!

I take all the blame… :)

Re: Funny Comparison of Religions - Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 19, 2006, 6:19 AM:

Well, the Sh*t Wars Energetic Shifts continue behind the scenes and I thought you should know… Enjoy the power of an idea whose time has come! :)

E Buzz said

You have learned much my young Sh*tawan. Obi Quiet has taught you well. But I'm afraid I have to start some more sh*t. You must feel the sh*t. Touch it. Smell it. Caress it. Lick…….., Feel it, yeah, feel it……mm hmm. Now nimm-Rod Jinn, witness the maximum power of this armed and fully operational sh*t!

Sexism - I sh*t better than girls.
Fetishism - Eat sh*t.
Vulcanism - Highly illogical sh*t.
Guruism - Follow my sh*t.
Orgasm - See above post under Cheneyism
Eclecticism - All kinds of sh*t.
Trekkieism - Beam that sh*t up!
Pugilism - Beat that sh*t up!
Animism - Bow to the sh*t.
Newtonianism - That sh*t fell on my head.
Quantum Mechanics - E=mc sh*t
Saganism - Billions of Sh*ts.
Hawkingism - A Brief History Of Sh*t.
Mysticism - Levitating sh*t.
Exorcism - Get that sh*t out of her!
Etherealism - That sh*t walks through walls.
Schizophreniism - Multiple sh*ts.
Fanaticism - Autograph my sh*t!
Deficitism - Confusing sh*t.
Representationism - I got that sh*t's back.
Militarism - Stupid sh*t.
Vulgarism - Eat my big fat steamy butt wad of a sh*t!!

Obi Quiet has taught you well, but he is no match for Mirth Vader….Hooooh….haaaah…….Hooooooh…….haaaaah…….

E Buzz definitely not the sh*t.

ROD said

Master

I give, I give….except

Jedi-ism May the Sh*t be with you.

and Brother it is.

Head Bowed - Eyes Diverted

R O D (plumb outta Sh*t)

E Buzz said

nimm-Rod. H-hh-h-elp me t-take this mask off. For once, let me look upon you with mine own sh*t…………………… NNNnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

oooooooooo. One more,

Rectalcranialinversionism - Sh*t for brains.

NB. Any guesses what's next? :)

Re: Funny Sh*t Inspiration/Addiction -> Continued :)

Joy Bringer said Aug 20, 2006, 9:39 AM:

As the title says the sh*t saga continues… See how.

TARA said

Okay I am getting immune with this sh*t and don't take it anything personal. And yet more sh8t, Oops, I forgot to press the SHIfT key on that word, “sh8t”, still works though.

The Best Picture Sh*ts:
Gone With The Sh*t
A Farewell to Sh*t
Mr. Sh*t Goes to Washington
Of Mice and Sh*t
Farewell to Sh*t
The Wizard of Sh*t
Wuthering Sh*t
Citizen Sh*t
The Best Sh*t of Our Lives
All About Sh*t
West Sh*t Story
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Sh*t
The Silence of the Sh*t
Schindler's Sh*t
Lord of the Sh*t
Million Dollar Sh*t
No More Sh*t

Grace said

Ok, I've been silent long enough. My sides are hurting from all the laughing. Oh my goodness, I'm laughing, I'm actually laughing!!!!!

Thank you folks… It feels kinda good to laugh out loud!!!!! I AM ALIVE!
Grace

Joy Bringer ~~said~~ dreamed…

OK, We went from religions to movements, to movies, to… sh*t knows what.
Time to jump to the arts and sciences.
Forgive me for the joy of sh*tting around :)

Here goes/comes the sh*t! Watch out!

Science: Applying sh*t to everything
Biology: Applying our sh*t to nature
Zoology: Watching animals’ sh*t
Anatomy: Analyzing our own sh*t
Medicine: Treating sh*t with more sh*t
Astronomy: Wishing to spread our sh*t in space
Astrology: Blaming our sh*t on the stars
History: Blaming our sh*t on the past
Anarchy: All sh*t to power
Monarchy: Putting sh*t to the throne
Socialism: Let’s share the sh*t
Democracy: More sh*t, more power
Capitalism: More power to the sh*t
Mathematics: Sh*t to the Nth & then infinity
Geography: Sh*t here, sh*t there, sh*t everywhere
Agriculture: Actually putting sh*t to work
Crafts: Turning sh*t into good
Art: Turning sh*t into beauty
Politics: Turning good into sh*t
War: Turning people into sh*t
Economics: Counting the sh*t
Business: Advanced or superior sh*t
Management: Sh*t in leadership positions
Literature: Turning sh*t into words
Poetry: Turning sh*t into poems
Philosophy: Admiring someone else’s sh*t
Sociology: Seeing the sh*t in others
Psychology: Digging your inner sh*t
Ethics: Depriving sh*t from the freedom of speech
Religions: Back & forth between sh*t & love
Enlightenment: The journey from sh*t to Light

…Off to lucid dreaming getting rid of all that sh*t… :)

X-posted with my blog, ZLounge and Laughter is Good Medicine pods.