Why Coffee Instead of Water?

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Uploaded by coolmel on 15 Jan ‘05, 5.43pm PST.

because given enough coffee… we could rule change the world!

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“you’ll end up in a deoxyribonucleic hyperdimension where they punish caffeine-overloaded junkies in eternal damnation.” - from your post….

DUDE!  I swear you are the funniest!!!!

as queen of the “Venti No Whip Organic White Mocha” …. there are days where I feel like I could certainly CHANGE THE WORLD (especially on days where I drink two of those!!!)  I still get a good solid laugh when I hear people call it “Expresso” … even if it is laughing in my head only.

AND…. check out the “why is coffee cooler” …. you can have hot coffe or iced coffee… both taste great!  However, Iced water…. yeah, it’s great on summer days or when you have a fever…. but drinking hot water…. uhm…. doesn’t taste as great.  Although…. I do like drinking tepid or room temp water…. does that make me odd?!?!?

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ooohh nice one my tattooed feline friend…

why coffee instead of water? because coffee is cooler.

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Ugggh, yeah…..see actually coffee is hotter. Water is cooler.

And personally, I'd go for a cool bottle of mountain dew or hot cup of tea over coffee. Since both have more caffinated kick.

:-)

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coolness and hotness depends on the coffee… but personally, i dig this combo:

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I love those Red Bull commercials. I really don't see what the big deal is. We could make our own Red Bull power drinks at home.

Homemade Redish Bull*hit recipe:
add 1part columbian coffee (cocoa laced)
add 1part mountain dew (do the DEW!!!)
add 1part comb honey
add 1part plutonium (buy from Homer Simpson or N.K.)
add a smidgen of chi tea
add a pinch of herbal fluffy (add more for bigger wings)

Shake vigorously (not stirred) together. Chill to desired temperature. Drink up! Enjoy your homemade redish bull*hit. Its the OG of Red Bull.

Mmmmmm, its so good. Shhhhh….., don't let big brother know I taught you guys this. ;-)

(p.s. -if your typing results in: “&ou3 4w97$$ 134je6# ^&*hpq\[ p84d+q%!~” you know you did it right) LOL!!

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Tru, you're a funny fluffy-feathered anonymous bird :) is Birdman your dad? or is it this yellow dude from China?

~C for chaos (or too much Caramel Macchiato)

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Ode To Coffee

Hail coffee, full of taste - my tongue is with thee.

Yummy art thou among libations,

and blessed is the pulp of thy bean, roasted!

Holy beverage, fresh above all,

brew for us drinkers now and at the hour of our morning.

Amen.

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hahaha! these kinds of stuff should be on those boring The Way I See It quotes…. blend some more.

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I think liking tepid water does make you odd.  I know this because i prefer tepid water, and people always call me odd.  ice can go to Hell (whatever that might mean).

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Hell is a cold place anyway so……… an ice cube would be right at home…..