For all ya'll Podners that live here in Texaz, The Most Comical Ambazzador Goodsoul invites one and all to join Pod Texaz at once! Hey! If we're going to change the world, lets start doing good right here - we'll never bicker or fuss cuz there's plenty of change to spread around, and we can make...(more) big changes cuz, well ya'll know what, every thang's big in Texaz!
Also, we need to make sure that any of our for'ner friends here at Zaadz - ya'll know, them folks that don't already live in Texaz - well we need to treat 'em right and make 'em feel to home. That takes cordination! This here's a big place, and a bunch of them for'ners are veeegins or some sech, so we're gonna have to do some lookin' in advance to figure where to feed 'em if'n they do show up.
Who knows, big as Texaz is, we might need some hep, so if we treat 'em kindly they might just buy up a few hunerd acreas and a thousand head and stick around. That would be nice.
So come on, don't be bashful. If you live in Texaz, are a comin' anytime soon, or always wanted to hang up you're saddle somewhere where folks still say howdy and wear big cowboy hats and boots and chew tobacco, why we'll be ready for ya'll any time ya hollar “calf rope!” That's Texaz speak for ya need some hep….
Ya'll for'ners got that didn't ya? That's right! Ya'll don't even haf to live in Texaz to join up. We got plenty room for ya'll in Pod Texaz and we'd shore like it if ya'll would go 'head an let us know first hand how we can share what we know about and do in the great State of Texaz so's we might be of maximum service to our fellow Zaadzsters. Don't worry none neither. Just cuz ya join Pod Texaz doesn't mean ya ain't still for'ners - it just means ya'll wanna be our friendz.
Any ya'll need hep? We got a board thang here called Calf Rope so's if'n ya need some hep, write er down and one of us will be right there to hep ya.
Blezzing to each and ever one of ya'll. Now join the Pod, we got's to get this show on the road!(less)