swearing for kids

two kids, aged 4 and 7, are talking one evening. the eldest says, 'i think its time we started swearing'.

the next morning the kids sit down for breakfest. 'what would you like for breakfest' the mother asks the 7 year old.

'il have bloody coco pops' he replies.

outraged, the mother slaps him over the back of the head so hard that he hits the floor. 'get up to your room' she screams.

'and what would you like' she asks the 4 year old.

'i dont know', he replies, 'but you can bet your ass it wont be fucking coco pops!'